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Wyngro: Become Human 

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Haven't you always wanted your wyngro to look more like you?

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No?

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Are you sure?

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Well scroll down below. We're sure you'll soon realize these are upgrades that you didn't even know you wanted so bad until now. 

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Long Digits

Now you can legit flip people off.

 

Stab Wounds Needed: 28

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro having an existential crises.

RULES:

  • Must have 27 bones in each human hand.

  • Able to bowl, stab, play the clarinet, etc. 

  • When applying this upgrade, your gro must be face-palming. 

  • Lost Limb is required for each finger. 

  • Their existential crises must be about existing.

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Cleft Chin

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like my gro~!

 

Wyns Needed: 40

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro on your chin, like this!

RULES:

  • Use washable markers, unless you wanna make a fashion statement at work/school the next day. 

  • Hats and stick on fake ears are highly recommended. 

  • Google eyes are always recommended. 

  • Don't forget the MAGIC GLANDS!!!

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Special Eyes

MY BRAND!

 

Wyns Needed: 111

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro looking, looking with their special eyes! what do they see?

RULES:

  • Can't blink... always staring.

  • Eyelashes are prehensile.

  • Watch out for floaters.

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Luscious Lips

Pucker up for safety, pucker up!

 

Wyns Needed: 80

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro running away from a rogue rattle cow while wearing high heels. 

RULES:

  • At least 5 inch heels. No platforms!

  • Lips must always be in "duck face" form. 

  • Can only be shades of cherry, brick, or tomato red.

  • Completely smear-proof

  • A helpful guide to high heel heights: HERE

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Long Lobes

Do your lopes hang low?

 

Wyns Needed:  15

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your gro whispering a secret into another gro's ear. Oooooo~

RULES:

  • Lobes can be as long or as short as you want.

  • FAQs: Can you tie them in a knot? Yes.
    Can you tie them in a bow? No. 

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Schnoze

They just can't get my nose right!

 

Wyns Needed:  12

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro doin sneeze so big they blow down a straw, stick, and brick house.  

RULES:

  •  Houses must be inhabited by 3 little puckoos.

  • The puckoo also have schnozes now. Congrats!

  • When applying this upgrade, draw your wyngro diggin' for treasure! 

  • Your gro may now achieve the Death upgrade through mummification if they prefer. 

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Villainous Mustache

Drat, drat and double drat!

 

Wyns Needed:  50

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your wyngro tying another wyngro to the train tracks. 

RULES:

  • Your wyngro's plan must be foiled

  • Your wyngro's new stash also comes with an evil black hat. 

  • Your gro must be seen twisting their mustache contemplatively when you apply it. 

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Massive Abs

Man I'm pretty~!

 

Wyns Needed: 80

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your gro flexing at the beach for some babes.

RULES:

  • You could also draw your gro flexing so hard they bust right out of their shirt if you want. 

  • Nipples are against the LAW. 

  • No fur allowed. Must see the slick abs. 

  • Able to punch a boulder out of the way when in a volcano. 

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Hot Leggy

Leg so hot.

Hot hot leg. 

Leg so hot you fry an egg. 

 

Wyns Needed:  200

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your gro in an extreme yoga pose. 

RULES:

  • Make sure to include an egg in there somewhere. 

  • Inspire to become the Wii-Fit Trainer. 

  • T posing is not a fucking yoga pose. 

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Cheeky Tail

Did you want to ass me a question?

 

Wyns Needed: 12

Drawing Requirements: 

Draw your gro using fire magic with their ass.

You know what I mean.

RULES:

  • If your gro has freckles, then their Cheek Tail also gets freckles.

  • If your gro has spike cheeks, then their Cheeky Tail may also have spikes. 

  • Also can be applied to wynglings. 

  • Permanent immaturity unlocked. 

Somewhat Not Human Upgrades

What are these doing here?! These aren't beautiful human-like upgrades? EW. 

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You're gonna have to do some things around your human house if you want these gross upgrades. 

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Boogaloo Tail

"Hi."

 

Wyns Needed:  300

Drawing Requirements: 

Create a wyngro puppet show, voice act it, video tape it, and upload it, and make us laugh!

RULES:

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  • Link your video in a description of an image of your desired wyngro staring down their new tail.

  • Do not have to use the wyngro your applying the tail to in your puppet show.

  • Video must make us laugh.

  • Video must be at least 20 seconds long.

  • Video must have at least two characters in it.

  • One of the characters must be a wyngro. The other can be a spoodle or whatever. 

  • The socks must somewhat resemble your gros. (Or NPCs) Add button eyes? paper ears? marker? LET'S GET CREATIVE!

  • Be prepared to possibly destroy some socks.

  • Only the highest quality of puppet shows will be accepted for high quality Boogaloo Tail.

  • This tail is appropriate for ALL AGES!

  • Do not change one thing about this tail's look. It is too perfect.

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Stick Arms

What's brown and sticky?

 

Wyns Needed: 300

Drawing Requirements: 

Must make at least 3 gros out of sticks.

RULES:

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  • As long as it's somewhat recognizable as a wyngro shape it's fine. 

  • No pets or animals. Only wyngrew. 

  • The sticks must be held together with twine, string, glue, or what-have-you.

  • You must hang the stick-gro in a tree or visible place where people you know can see it.

  • Do not explain it.

  • Make sure it looks weird and creepy.

  • Take a photo of where you hung the stick-gros and post them to the group's gallery. 

  • You must log someone's reaction to the stick gros in the artist's description or it won't count.

  • Don't ask questions. Just do it. 

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